Are You Tired of the Same Old Dull Music?

Are all those “new” songs starting to run together and meld into one long, boring symphony?

Are you ready for something new? Something that is guaranteed to blow you away?

Then brace yourself for the best album you’ve heard all year! “People Meowing” is taking the world by storm and is guaranteed to change the way you listen to music (or whatever this is).

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This one-of-a-kind album features the voices of prominent meow-sicians who will grace your ears with the soothing sounds of cat cries for a full sixty minutes! From the softest of kitten “mews” to the drawn-out “MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW,” these talented artists will keep you on your toes and wondering what could possibly be coming next.

Anyone can bark like a dog, moo like a cow, or grunt like a pig. But it takes special talent to capture the oh-so-subtle nuances of cat language. This unique auditory journey truly captures the essence of feline prowess and will send you on an incredibly emotional journey. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll ponder the meaning of your existence. You will finally understand why the Egyptians worshipped these creatures with such fervor.

Of all the feelings this album is sure to evoke, we hope that the most prominent one will be inspiration. Not only will you enjoy every second of these feline songs, but we hope that you will be compelled to create your very own kitty musical. With diligent practice and dedication, you too can reach the highly expert level that our talented artists have worked so hard to achieve.

Innovative, mind-blowing music like this will be impossible to keep to yourself. So blast it loud and proud with your windows wide open so all the neighbors can hear. Be sure to wait until your entire family is home to enjoy the soothing sounds of constant meowing.

Don’t forget that this album also makes a great gift for the special people in your life, especially those who truly appreciate cats. Even if they don’t, it makes an awesome gag gift, so there’s really no reason not to purchase one of these for every person you know. Your friends and family will thank you for deeming them worthy to receive such an amazing gift. Even the professed cat-haters who receive this as a joke will not be able to deny its genius.

The only one in your family who might take issue with the human interpretation of the feline language is your cat. You will likely get piercing glares before he flicks his tail at you and leaves the room. He will demand extra servings of catnip for his troubles and may even attempt to locate the source of the noise.

So, if you’re eager to own something that is unique, artistic, and flat out hilarious, then you NEED to own “People Meowing.” You cannot purchase this one-of-a-kind product anywhere else, and your friends and family will be paw-sitively envious of your ability to acquire such an obscure, yet awe-inspiring, musical masterpiece.

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